Grab-a-granny, Shrek-lookalike, brainbox Wayne Rooney chose a Camaro. He said, “It’s great, it obviously looks great and I’m excited to drive it. I think when I saw them all together this was the one that suited me best, it looks nice and will drive well too. I chose a manual as I think it’s great to get full use from a sports car.”
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